Bethany and Michelle's Funblog

kittens. inspired by kittens.

2009-03-25T11:33:00.000-07:00

This was probably Michelle at 5 years old.

Calvin and Hobbes vs. Rosalyn The Babysitter, Redneck Style

2009-01-05T23:48:00.001-08:00

These parents will never be able to find a babysitter for this little boy again...

I Wish I Would Have Thought of That

2008-12-30T12:56:00.000-08:00

We know the U.S. Patent Office is getting a little lax about what they let through this year, but these are just over the top.

Here's The New York Times' interpretation of what some of these bizarre new inventions might look like.

Suing God, or, How to Get Smote

2008-10-15T20:35:00.000-07:00

An agnostic senator decides to sue the Almighty. In an ironic twist, God responds.

Book her, Dan-O

2008-08-23T13:22:00.000-07:00

This woman was arrested for having 2 overdue library books. How awesome is that?

Living in a Mall

2008-08-16T13:19:00.000-07:00

A couple takes the term "living in a mall" to a whole new level.

I WANT DA GOLD! remix

2008-04-30T22:38:00.000-07:00

He's Not as Smart as He Thinks

2008-04-30T21:38:00.000-07:00

A British researcher reports that the male ego is often larger than his actual IQ. But you might be surprised by what women think of men's intellect.

JACKIE!

2008-04-30T21:27:00.001-07:00

Happiness in a Onesie.

2008-03-28T17:46:00.000-07:00

Chicken Noodle Soup Music Video

2008-03-03T11:34:00.001-08:00

Will the Real Mona Lisa Please Stand Up?

2008-01-14T23:51:00.000-08:00

It seems the identity of the world's most famous portrait has finally been discovered...

Japanese Jackass

2007-12-21T21:55:00.000-08:00

A Japanese game show. 6 men. A giant balloon. Wasabi. An old man. Hilarity ensues.

Extreme Makeover: Pet Edition

2007-12-21T21:30:00.000-08:00

Obesity is no longer limited to just humans. Take that, Weight Watchers!

I want da gold!

2007-12-14T23:24:00.001-08:00

Phone manners

2007-08-29T07:53:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder who that woman is, saying "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed"?

The LA Times actually found out.

http://www.latimes.com/news/la-fi-lazarus29aug29,0,6997273.column?page=1&track=ntothtml&coll=la-tot-topstories

Lord of the Flies, Summer Camp Edition

2007-07-15T23:50:00.000-07:00

CBS has a controversial new reality show, based on kids running their own town, with no adults...

I don't know about you, but I'm already hooked.

How to be a Goldigger!

2007-07-02T10:40:00.000-07:00

1. Go to an ivy-league and get a degree in neuroscience or something equally impressive.
2. Make your way into the "in-crowd" by attending high-profile functions with powerful people such as art showings, museum openings, gala benefits, etc.
3. Become a personal trainer.
4. Wear a cleavage bearing shirt at work whilst noticing which ones buy their lunch. If they buy, they usually have money. Sit at the same table as they do at lunch time. Bring out your little sandwich, in a plain paper bag. Look at it with a sad face, and then look at him. When he sees how sad you are, he will offer to buy you lunch.
5. Read this article.

Fig Leaves + Dancing = Brilliant

2007-06-18T11:30:00.000-07:00

Check Out My Grille, Yo!

2007-06-08T01:49:00.000-07:00

A man in a wheelchair goes 50 mph. And not because he wanted to.

Mom Jeans

2007-06-01T11:19:00.000-07:00

Brave New World

2007-05-31T22:14:00.000-07:00

The inventor of the Pill is predicting that by 2050, children will be born without sex, i.e. cryopreservation.

Jurassic Pork

2007-05-27T23:13:00.000-07:00

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/child-kills-giant-pig/2007/05/26/1179601736704.html

A chubby 11-year-old Alabama kid kills an 1,100 pound wild pig in the forest with a .50 caliber revolver. I think this is news.

Meet and Greet with your Local Funblogger

2007-05-23T02:31:00.000-07:00

Learning life lessons from one of our role models.
Vampiric, yet vixen. That's us.

The Bachelor: Country Bumpkin Home Edition

2007-05-21T16:04:00.000-07:00

You know you're a redneck when you and your identical twin brother's paternity test reveals that both of you have a 99.9% probability to be one child's father.

Black Sheep, Or, How to Destroy a Sheep's Self-Esteem

2007-05-20T02:40:00.000-07:00

Why? Because I Can.

2007-05-15T15:08:00.000-07:00

Mark of the beast, much?

2007-05-14T23:27:00.000-07:00

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but I believe in paper documents, like paying in cash, or having my medical records in a database, you know, things that I don't have carry in a chip implanted in me.

Career Opening. Must be Hard-Working and Flexible.

2007-05-12T19:39:00.000-07:00

"Pearls Before Breakfast"

2007-05-10T20:55:00.000-07:00

If the world's best violin player, playing the world's finest violin, showed up at a black tie event in coat and tails, everyone would swoon.

But if he showed up in a crowded subway during morning rush hour in a baseball cap and jeans, what would happen?

It's kinda like the incarnation. If Christ were born into a palace, clothed in purple, we'd slow down in amazement.

But he didn't. And we all know what happened then.

Fear the Tortoise

2007-05-05T19:42:00.000-07:00