Brave New World

The inventor of the Pill is predicting that by 2050, children will be born without sex, i.e. cryopreservation.

Jurassic Pork

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/child-kills-giant-pig/2007/05/26/1179601736704.html


A chubby 11-year-old Alabama kid kills an 1,100 pound wild pig in the forest with a .50 caliber revolver. I think this is news.

Meet and Greet with your Local Funblogger

Learning life lessons from one of our role models.
Vampiric, yet vixen. That's us.

The Bachelor: Country Bumpkin Home Edition

You know you're a redneck when you and your identical twin brother's paternity test reveals that both of you have a 99.9% probability to be one child's father.

Black Sheep, Or, How to Destroy a Sheep's Self-Esteem

Why? Because I Can.

Mark of the beast, much?

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but I believe in paper documents, like paying in cash, or having my medical records in a database, you know, things that I don't have carry in a chip implanted in me.

Career Opening. Must be Hard-Working and Flexible.

"Pearls Before Breakfast"

If the world's best violin player, playing the world's finest violin, showed up at a black tie event in coat and tails, everyone would swoon.

But if he showed up in a crowded subway during morning rush hour in a baseball cap and jeans, what would happen?

It's kinda like the incarnation. If Christ were born into a palace, clothed in purple, we'd slow down in amazement.

But he didn't. And we all know what happened then.

Fear the Tortoise