1. Go to an ivy-league and get a degree in neuroscience or something equally impressive.
2. Make your way into the "in-crowd" by attending high-profile functions with powerful people such as art showings, museum openings, gala benefits, etc.
3. Become a personal trainer.
4. Wear a cleavage bearing shirt at work whilst noticing which ones buy their lunch. If they buy, they usually have money. Sit at the same table as they do at lunch time. Bring out your little sandwich, in a plain paper bag. Look at it with a sad face, and then look at him. When he sees how sad you are, he will offer to buy you lunch.
5. Read this
article.